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bo
12-10-2008, 11:19 AM
While decorating the tree last night, this became a game with my kids. We had a lot of fun with it and I hope you do also.

You may be a Laundro-nut if:

1.You use actual washing machine parts as Christmas tree ornaments.
2.More than one house in your neighborhood uses an old coin toploader that you retired as their only washing machine and there is a waiting list for the next one.
3.You use coin laundries as navigation points when you give directions.
4.Your last vacation had at least one stop to tour a coin laundry that you read about.
5.Your wife puts a drop of clorox on her neck to get you in the mood because its your favorite perfume.
6.All you want for Christmas is a new Fluke multi meter.
7.You read this post and you are Googleing Fluke multi meter.
8.You can accurately identify brands of washers in thirty second T V commercials.
9.All your pants are worn out where you keys hang.
10.There is more than one roll of quarters in every car you own.
11.You know that laundrymat ,laundromat and laundramat are all synonyms of washeteria and washerette.
12.You have been called to school for a teacher conference and they only wanted to know what kind of washer they should buy.
13.You proudest day as a father was the day you kid saw a vacant building and said these words. "I think that would make a great laundry"

Happy Holidays to All

BigBizThinking
12-10-2008, 12:14 PM
Nice list Bo!
Guilty on 3, 4, 7, 8, 11 and (my favorite, too) 13.
Happy holidays to all Board posters and lurkers!

epic02
12-10-2008, 12:53 PM
When #13 happens I cant imagine how proud I'll be and my wife will probably cry cause she gets tired of me saying there should be a Laundromat here or I bet theres a laundromat around here I can smell it, then there is one.

Kenny

JELLO
12-10-2008, 01:26 PM
#14 The Clean Show dictates where your vacation is going to be every other summer.

Brett
12-10-2008, 01:36 PM
Wife just shaking her head.. She had no idea my disease was shared by others. LOL Happy Holidays.. (I really mean Merry Christmas)

SEFlaundry
12-10-2008, 02:20 PM
I prefer Bounce....

Thanks for the laugh!!!
That was excellent!!

Adamski
12-10-2008, 04:40 PM
bo,

15. If your vehicle automatically slows down when passing a laundromat.

16. If everyone at your dinner table wonders how you managed to save up for this 10 day cruise because you ONLY own a laundromat.

17. If you work out technical problems in your sleep.

18. If your life-long dream is to own a perfectly installed laundromat.

Larry /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

jamesbond
12-10-2008, 04:41 PM
I am glad I am not the only one driving wife crazy talking about laundry.

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When #13 happens I cant imagine how proud I'll be and my wife will probably cry cause she gets tired of me saying there should be a Laundromat here or I bet theres a laundromat around here I can smell it, then there is one.

Kenny

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JamesD
12-10-2008, 07:19 PM
How 'bout:

19 - You change your route home (becomes longer) so that you can pass or stop in and check out some laundries.

20 - You spend your day off shopping for new detergents or other stuff to sell in your laundry.

21- You spend your day off visiting other laundry owners at their mats to discuss the business and you may even help them do some repairs.

We are so exciting, aren't we??

BCW
12-11-2008, 12:34 AM
22- You proposed to your wife at your laundrmat.
23-Your favorite work wear came from the lost and found.
24-You spend your "family time" watching the TV at your laundry mat.
HELP ME!


Tom

BigBizThinking
12-12-2008, 11:57 AM
25 - Your wife inspects your clothes anytime you're on the way to the store to make sure you're not wearing "good pants".