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Adamski
04-28-2009, 06:59 AM
Guys,

Has your son ever asked you this perplexing question? Sure, it makes you feel uncomfortable. You're not sure how to answer it. You don't want to tell him more detail than he needs to know at his young age. I mean, you're certainly not going to tell him how the shaft goes into the bearing if he's only 8 years old. Here's a simple explanation for a boy under 12 years old:

Iron is mined in northern Wisconsin and processed into taconite pellets - seeds, if you will. These pellets are taken by train to the western shore of Lake Superior where they are loaded onto 1,000' lake boats. Ships sailing the Great Lakes are called "boats", not ships, no matter how big they are.

From there, the boat travels across Lake Superior, through the Poe lock (no, I'm not kidding, it's named "Poe"), down the Saint Mary's river into Lake Huron, under the Mackinac (pronounced Mak-i-naw) bridge and into Lake Michigan. From there it sails down to Gary, Indiana where the pellets are off loaded at the steel mills. The pellets are processed into huge rolls of steel and steel frame stock for use by various washer manufacturers.

This explanation should be adequate for young, inquisitive minds. When he gets older, you can tell him about the shaft and the other stuff ... or just tell him to ask his mother.

Adamski
07-04-2009, 09:53 AM
Guys,

Didn't like that (above) one? Here's a new one.

Guy comes into my laundromat ... washes his clothes in a shiny, new frontloader and then complains that his clothes are STILL DIRTY.

I looked at his clothes which were now in a cart. Sure enough, they looked bad. I asked him what kind of detergent he used. He said that bottle right there in the basket. I picked up the suspiciously BLUE bottle and searched for the word "detergent". It was FABRIC SOFTNER.

He rewashed his clothes in detergent and they came out much better. I don't think he'll make that mistake again.

STOUT
07-04-2009, 11:24 AM
Sounds like his mother did everything for him. She must not have explained the basics to him. I wonder if he will marry a woman like his mom. Poor woman:D

otaat
07-05-2009, 10:19 AM
Larry I have one a bit better. Young couple asked me if one of the two bottles (one green and one blue) they purchased was detergent. After reading the labels I informed them no. They had put green bottle in the washer with bleach. I restarted the machine and gave them some detergent. Hope they learned a lesson.

merlin3
07-05-2009, 08:14 PM
Larry,

We recently questioned a gentleman in our facility about the same thing. We noticed the bottle and pointed out to him that it was fabric softener. He said "really?"

Said that is the same thing he had been using for years to wash his clothes and wasn't gonna stop now! :rolleyes: