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Adamski
07-14-2011, 04:43 PM
Guys,

I'm offering a little help to my customers who are struggling with parenting issues. Feel free to add your own tips as well.

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TEENAGERS - Harrassed by your stupid parents? Feel like nobody understands you? Can't take any more nagging?

ACT NOW - Move out, get a job, pay your own bills. Do it now while you still know everything!

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UNATTENDED TODDLERS - will be given an expresso and a free puppy to take home. They're so cute when they're this age ... the puppy ... not the kid.

surfflite
07-15-2011, 01:32 PM
All children are limited to only 10 tumbles in the dryers. Then they must be removed and provided money for an arcade game, delicious vend snack and soda.